CONFESSIONS OF A TYPING MONKEY
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Published: Postcard Shorts
Another flash story of mine, "Foresight", is now online at Postcard Shorts.
This is another potential on-line venue for writers of ultra-short
fiction. As the title suggests, submitted stories have to fit in a
postcard sized panel (stated limit is 1500 characters, roughly 250
words). For more info, see their homepage, here.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Just in time for Christmas
The short fiction anthology, Story.Book, is now available from the publisher, Unbound Press. The upside: my most recent flash story, "Inspiration", is in it. The downside: you have to purchase directly from the publisher's UK website,
and it's kinda clunky. But for a mere £10.80 (= $15.30) + shipping you
get nearly 50 other stories, all prize winners—and you'll be helping to
support a small press.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Published: 100 word story
Nothing like the imperative of self-promotion to bring me back to blogging. Just a quick note that a 100 word story of mine, "Interstate", is now online at...100 word story.
I suggest that flash fiction fans and writers, if you haven't heard of
it already, might want to check out the rest of this web journal, which
is updated monthly. As the title suggests, all stories submitted are
required to contain 100 words, no more, no less. Read, write, submit.
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Mother's Day 2011
There's
something about this picture of my mom that I really like. Taken in
August 1942, before she got married; before my brother and I were even a
concept, let alone conceived—before my father died, leaving her to
raise us on her own—the photo shows her in simple, crisp attire,
possibly dressed for work. She might be worried about something, or just
letting her mind wander.
Julia Helen Pactovis Levery (1916-1998)
Not
that she didn't absolutely love being our mother, nor that she ceased
having an inner life when my brother and I were born (quite the
contrary), but somehow I enjoy this mystery about her, from a time when
we didn't know each other, a past life before motherhood and going to
work primarily for her children's sake took the lion's share of her time
and energy. Here, to my eyes, she appears thoughtful, unposed, her
attention miles away from the process of being photographed. I have no
idea where she is standing; the neighborhood is unfamiliar to me; and I
am happy to leave this moment in my mother's life private and
unreachable, hers alone.
While this is a
day to remember mothers (which should of course be more than one day a
year), my thoughts are especially with single mothers everywhere,
because I was raised by one.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Japan
I was going to write something yesterday about the earthquake and tsunami that struck northern Japan on Friday.
The initial shock at 2:46 pm (Tokyo time) was followed by repeated
aftershocks, while waves as high as 30 feet inundated cities along the
coast of northern Honshu, the largest island in Japan. The epicenter of
the 8.9-magnitude quake, one of the most severe in recorded history, was
about 100 miles east of Sendai, and 230 miles northeast of Tokyo. It
was the biggest to hit Japan since they began keeping records in the
1800s. Millions around the world spent some part of Friday watching
videos of the devastation on television and the internet. There is no
lack of news about it, so there is no point recounting any further
details here. I would only recommend that people motivated and able to
donate to disaster aid organizations try the Red Cross or Doctors Without Borders.
I realize that Japan has the world's third largest economy, and my
understanding is that they have not specifically asked for help;
nevertheless, the disaster is extensive and these organizations, as well
as others like them, are on the ground there.
Rant:
Here is the part where I talk about what kept me from writing
yesterday, and you can stop reading if you aren't interested in what
pisses me off. Naturally, in trying to gather information about the
disaster, I went to the internet, where there is plenty of news, along
with more commentary than anyone could possibly handle. Some of what I
read was certainly valuable, and for the most part the comment stream
expressed only empathy and a desire to help. However, there is a segment
of humanity (and I use the term loosely) that uses any occasion to
vomit their ignorance and bile into the web. In this case, I am
referring to hateful braindead comments to the effect that this disaster
is some kind of karmic payback for Pearl Harbor. I got my first inkling
on a visit to Pharyngula, who had appended to his post a collage of such comments culled from Facebook.
"Tsunami/Pearl Harbor!!!Karma is a bitch" says one. "Apparently God
hasn't forgotten about Pearl Harbor either...." says another. These are
from people not too ashamed to have such shite posted under their real
names with photos that show them to be under 30. It didn't take long to
find others expressing similar sentiments. This is something only a
total fuckwit would say: "...all of the Japanese people who are caught
in that tsunami are totally the same ones who bombed pearl
harbor/ordered it." It would be understandable, perhaps, if such
comments came from WWII veterans or others whose losses during the war
are still too painful to leave behind; it doesn't make sense coming from
people born long afterwards. Pearl Harbor was 70 years and several
generations ago. The Japanese people paid dearly for Pearl Harbor and
even worse crimes committed up to and during WWII by the actual
participants, who are mostly long gone. The rest of the world, while not
forgetting the historical facts and human costs, has moved on.
Let's
get it straight: there is no Karma and there is no God behind natural
disasters. Japan is located along a subduction zone; there are others
located, for example, off the coasts of North and South America. Last
Friday it was Japan; tomorrow it could be the US. We live on a restless
planet. Earthquakes happen because of Plate Tectonics;
they are not due to the machinations of karma nor the wrath of some
invisible all-powerful being who feels the need to punish homosexuals or
some poor country that supposedly made a pact with the Devil in 1791.
If there really were a God, idiots who promote and repeat such stupid
and hateful ideas would be instantly struck by lightening or swallowed
up by the earth like Dathan (Num 16:31). Unfortunately, they are not.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Glenn, don't forget the Packers...
are a
non-profit, community-owned franchise. That's a collective, so I assume
they fall into group three of Beck's New World Order...and ya know, how
many of those cheeseheads could be hiding a kufi underneath? Well,
actually, there wouldn't be anything wrong with that at all, not that
Glenn would have any idea. In any case, collective ownership, that's so
un-American, it couldn't possibly work! Oh, wait, didn't they just win
Superbowl XLV? Not to mention 13 league championships altogether. Pretty
suspicious, maybe they don't even win the American way, maybe they get
their playbooks every year from the Muslim Brotherhood or, who knows,
Karl Marx himself.
Glenn Beck explains how unions in Wisconsin are creating chaos "on the backs of the workers" (did I hear that right?)
Well,
let's get a couple of things straight; the New World Order, Republican
style, is no control over corporate lawlessness, no state or federal
services, no funding for non-profit healthcare providers, especially if they're providing services to women,
and definitely no unions. And right now the ones trying to get over on
the backs of workers are Gov. Scott Walker and the Wisconsin Senate
Republicans, in their blatant attempt to strip collective bargaining
rights from state employees under the guise of balancing the budget.
Yes, I think everyone understands that financial sacrifices have to be
made to keep the the State afloat, but this isn't merely about wages and
benefits, but legislating away the right to collective bargaining,
which is a cornerstone function of worker's unions. I'm heartened by
seeing state workers refusing to roll over (yes, Glenn, there was some
angry rhetoric, but the protests at least through Friday, have been
non-violent, and I didn't hear anyone threatening to bring guns if their
wishes aren't granted); by the show of solidarity by the Firefighter's Union,
the (albeit temporary, as it must be) protest departure of Senate
Democrats; and, frankly, by the results of an opinion poll that shows the majority of Wisconsin residents oppose Walker's bill.
Unfortunately, it looks like it will pass, and it is too late for those
who granted the Republicans control of the State House, the Senate, and
the Assembly, and who now say they disagree with the upcoming
legislation, to take their votes back.
Nosing around Nørrebro (15)
Feeling lazy, so make up your own stories if you want. Random photos from the past couple of years, in no particular order:
"Rainbow" (Back of traffic sign, Sortedams Dossering, 11 April 2009)
A patron saint of something or other...? (Building on Blegdamsvej, overlooking Sankt Hans Torv, 14 February 2010)

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